Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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