i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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