idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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