I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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