No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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