Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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