So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Randomize
