East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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