We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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