Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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