And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I've blown a few things in my day
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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