rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
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