So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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