could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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