I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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