Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
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