physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
You brought string cheese to the strip club
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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