i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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