i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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