Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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