...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
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