I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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