Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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