just tell him i said nine months
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Randomize
