You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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