I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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