Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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