You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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