So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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