I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
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its like you know when i get waxed
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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