He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
