i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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