Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
A+ Viking dick
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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