the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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