Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
So. Much. Porn.
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