So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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