Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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