can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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