I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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