She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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