Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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