I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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