your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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