Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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