Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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