After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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