I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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