There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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