i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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