dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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