I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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