Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
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