she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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