she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
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