She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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