its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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