I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Randomize