just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Can I color on your dick again?
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
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